Monday, August 27, 2007

Irrefutable Facts

Blatently plagerized from http://www.wacotrib.com/opin/content/news/opinion/stories/nugent/08262007_wac_nugent.html

  • Water is wet. Venison is food. Tobacco use kills more Americans than anything. Drinking and driving is self-inflicted terrorism.
  • God gave us life and the right to defend it from those who would take it from us.
  • Tofu production kills more living things than any other activity on earth.
  • Paul McCartney took too much acid.
  • Trapping bans don't work. Hunting bans don't work. Gun bans don't work. Gun-free zones are a recipe for innocent slaughter.
  • Guns are harmless, inanimate objects. Blaming guns for murders is like blaming a spoon for making Rosie Odonnel a bloated whale.
  • Pathetic people not willing to defend themselves cannot dictate such soulless policy upon those of us who know we must.
  • American education fails to teach many children to read, write, spell, balance a checkbook or talk.
  • The Internal Revenue Service is horrendously wasteful, unaccountable and unconstitutional.
  • Dope destroys lives. Meth users are American terrorists.
  • The No. 1 threat to a black American's life is a black American.
  • Kids that don't do chores are a liability to family and America.
  • People who don't care about their health don't deserve health care.
  • Good is superior to evil. Smart is better than dumb. Activism is the duty of anyone claiming to be part of an experiment in self-government. A work ethic is far superior to laziness.
  • Barbecued dead animals are perfect, natural and delicious.
  • Love conquers hate. Patience teaches much more than immediate gratification. Clean is better than dirty.
  • War is the answer against terror and evil. In WWII, America was the good guy, the Japanese and Nazis were the bad guys. You cannot negotiate with evil.
  • The war on poverty is a joke. Those who live in poverty in the US choose to do so.
  • Trees produce wood for many quality and proper uses.
  • There are more deer, bear, mountain lion, geese, wild hogs and wild turkey in North America than at any time in recorded history.
  • Child molesters cannot be fixed.
  • The government gets more profit from gasoline taxes than the oil corporations do per gallon.
  • It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
  • People who can't speak clear English or mumble and carry themselves badly will have a hard time achieving the American Dream.
  • Hippies stink.
  • People who litter are rude pigs.