Irrefutable Facts

Blatently plagerized from http://www.wacotrib.com/opin/content/news/opinion/stories/nugent/08262007_wac_nugent.html

• Water is wet. Venison is food. Tobacco use kills more Americans than anything. Drinking and driving is self-inflicted terrorism.
• God gave us life and the right to defend it from those who would take it from us.
• Tofu production kills more living things than any other activity on earth.
• Paul McCartney took too much acid.
• Trapping bans don't work. Hunting bans don't work. Gun bans don't work. Gun-free zones are a recipe for innocent slaughter.
• Guns are harmless, inanimate objects. Blaming guns for murders is like blaming a spoon for making Rosie Odonnel a bloated whale.
• Pathetic people not willing to defend themselves cannot dictate such soulless policy upon those of us who know we must.
• American education fails to teach many children to read, write, spell, balance a checkbook or talk.
• The Internal Revenue Service is horrendously wasteful, unaccountable and unconstitutional.
• Dope destroys lives. Meth users are American terrorists.
• The No. 1 threat to a black American's life is a black American.
• Kids that don't do chores are a liability to family and America.
• People who don't care about their health don't deserve health care.
• Good is superior to evil. Smart is better than dumb. Activism is the duty of anyone claiming to be part of an experiment in self-government. A work ethic is far superior to laziness.
• Barbecued dead animals are perfect, natural and delicious.
• Love conquers hate. Patience teaches much more than immediate gratification. Clean is better than dirty.
• War is the answer against terror and evil. In WWII, America was the good guy, the Japanese and Nazis were the bad guys. You cannot negotiate with evil.
• The war on poverty is a joke. Those who live in poverty in the US choose to do so.
• Trees produce wood for many quality and proper uses.
• There are more deer, bear, mountain lion, geese, wild hogs and wild turkey in North America than at any time in recorded history.
• Child molesters cannot be fixed.
• The government gets more profit from gasoline taxes than the oil corporations do per gallon.
• It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
• People who can't speak clear English or mumble and carry themselves badly will have a hard time achieving the American Dream.
• Hippies stink.
• People who litter are rude pigs.